Gay people are people who enjoy having sex with each other. The Farm Games has a long history of the gays, dating back to the Golden Age when Bibi Hokonu appeared in the league and created the Miami Foreskin, a team that many have deemed "gay". Some have speculated that the Calgary Jailbirds is a team made up entirely of gay, but this is disputed by the amount of sigma males who dominate the franchise.

Speculation of gay activity within the St. Johns Mariners association have also been confirmed as of March 2nd, 2021, when 3 team members were caught playing grab-ass in the locker room. No comment has been made by the team, but fan outrage is expectedly high.

Players and Personnel Confirmed to Be On "Gay" Or Suspected To Be As Such

Jon Loeppky- suspected to be doing gay in secret; cowardly

Jamie Thompson- confirmed gayhead

Kev Burgess- queercoded; due to alpha/sigma behaviour however probably ungay.

Talyn Birch- confirmed gay and queercoded

Sterling Mackenzie- some say gay; claims he really wants it up the ass (is this gay?)

Lorenzo Saccomani- queercoded; gay

Tristen Killeen- claims to "love" people in his life; gay and queercoded

Dalton Welsh- always talks about how straight penis is; probably gay related although due to hockey skill gets women ''(citation needed)''

Brick Bronson- caught in "gay" parts of town; watched romance movies; loves his wife

James Ballsack & Zach Sim- considered gay as a pair; separately possibly ungay; Ballsack is woman beater (sigma and tradcoded)